Partners

Having a vasectomy is much worse than having a baby.

Recovery will only occur with complete rest and domestic tranquillity.

Small culinary treats, gentle distracting massage and a fresh selection of DVDs and musical delights must be available at all times.

Household drudgery, cleaning the car, weeding the garden, putting out the rubbish, and helping with shopping must not be undertaken during the FOUR YEAR recovery period.

The irksome chore needs to be performed more often than the usual Friday night and Sunday morning ritual. This will ensure the vasectomy is maintained in running order.

Failure to comply with the above will result in immediate reversal.